Fornt Aint a Word

Fornt? WTF? Screw it, I'll park on the grass.

Fornt Aint a Word

God Rocks it On The Weekends

 

Does this mean hair metal organ sheet music will now be available for mass?

God Rocks it On The Weekends

Err...I don't Think You Can Park That

 I don't know how I'll leave it behind but I'll sure try

Err...I don't Think You Can Park That

Can't Say You Didn't Ask For It

But they didn't mean the sign itself, right?

Can't Say You Didn't Ask For It

U Did It!

W3 M1$$ Em!

U Did It!

Please Don't Tell My Mom!

 Damn. Looks like you caught me.

(Thanks to our friends at hemmy.com for the photo)

Please Don't Tell My Mom!

Ground Control, We Have A Problem

 

Looks like someone forgot to use the little boys room before takeoff.

Ground Control, We Have A Problem

We Should Have Never Let The Polar Bears Run the 7-11

Gone to eat with penguins.

We Should Have Never Let The Polar Bears Run the 7-11

Look Out Below!

Its not the falling but the crashing, smashing, and squishing that you really need to worry about.

Look Out Below!

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Act Now For No Savings

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~Bob Reno
Publisher

Send Us Your Worst!

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Finally! A FREE recorded message

(Thanks to our savvy reader Leigh for this one)

No, Money Down

And We Thought the Sharp Teeth Were a Pretty Good Deterrent

 Well... there goes out plans for Friday night.

And We Thought the Sharp Teeth Were a Pretty Good Deterrent

Knot Punny Anymore

Knot a good sign.

(Thanks to our friends at lonelysandwich.com)

Knot Punny Anymore

What if the Circus Doesn't Want 'Em?

And be put to work in Cris Angel's horrible show

What if the Circus Doesn't Want 'Em?

My Head Hurts

Directions are opposite on the other side of the planet, right?

My Head Hurts

Worst Handicap Ramp Ever

For your enjoyment, our wheelchair ramps end in hungry alligators

Worst Handicap Ramp Ever

Your Momma's So Ugli

I would pay at least $3.50 for something truly ugly
(Thanks to our friends at www.uberpix.com for the pic)

Your Momma's So Ugli

Be Like Us or Esle

Spelling is negoatiable

Be Like Us or Esle

Oh and Your Boss Hates You

The signs have become sentient...and are taunting us

(Thanks to our friends at YouSayToo.com)

Oh and Your Boss Hates You

Mmmm "Yummy"

We think you'll "really like" it.

Mmmm "Yummy"

Pop Goes the Poodle

Bring extra baggies

Pop Goes the Poodle