Fornt Aint a Word

Fornt? WTF? Screw it, I'll park on the grass.

Fornt Aint a Word

God Rocks it On The Weekends

 

Does this mean hair metal organ sheet music will now be available for mass?

God Rocks it On The Weekends

Err...I don't Think You Can Park That

 I don't know how I'll leave it behind but I'll sure try

Err...I don't Think You Can Park That

Can't Say You Didn't Ask For It

But they didn't mean the sign itself, right?

Can't Say You Didn't Ask For It

U Did It!

W3 M1$$ Em!

U Did It!

Please Don't Tell My Mom!

 Damn. Looks like you caught me.

(Thanks to our friends at hemmy.com for the photo)

Please Don't Tell My Mom!

Ground Control, We Have A Problem

 

Looks like someone forgot to use the little boys room before takeoff.

Ground Control, We Have A Problem

We Should Have Never Let The Polar Bears Run the 7-11

Gone to eat with penguins.

We Should Have Never Let The Polar Bears Run the 7-11

Look Out Below!

Its not the falling but the crashing, smashing, and squishing that you really need to worry about.

Look Out Below!

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